Randomness

Sorry about not posting much. I thought I’d give you some well deserved randomness. So, Without any further adu here we go:

Once a smelly piglet decided to eat some cat fish. When he got there he found that the cat fish was a stinky frog. The waiter said that the frog was for only the finest of people and that pigs couldn’t eat it. The pig felt bad. He decided to say hip hip hooray! For no apparent reason. Shortly afterwards a hurricane hit Japan. The piglets father lived in Japan and was a security gaurd. After travilling up to Japan he found out that the news broadcast was a fake. Then he sat on the toilet until the toilet brush turned alive and poked his bottom.